We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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