WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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