Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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