her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I have fence marks all over my body
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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