Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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