u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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