god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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