White coat. Heels.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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