I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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