Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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