Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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