guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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