he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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