turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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