just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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