I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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