I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I just want nice things and good sex
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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