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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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