im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
false alarm, still single
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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