Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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