I'm lost and stupid without you.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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