I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
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