so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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