he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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