I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
