i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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