I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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