Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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