you would pick up someone in the library
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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