You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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