So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
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