Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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