And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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