I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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