Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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