Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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