I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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