Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
I'm driving behind a lime green VW that has "Seniors '10!" shoe polished on the rear window. i haven't even seen her yet, but I do have a boner.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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