glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
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