My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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