she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
i out mim tonsoeep
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