Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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