margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
