i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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