You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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