I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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