I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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