she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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