doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Randomize
