i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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