U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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