Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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