their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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