sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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