I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Randomize
